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rage date

A planned outing by 2 persons of opposite gender with the sole (stated) purpose of getting ridiculously drunk. May be used as a convenient, non-awkward gateway to a casual hookup between the 2.
Bro 1: Dude, we're gonna watch the game later, you down?
Bro 2: I would but I got a rage date with Amanda
Bro 1: A date? Ha, you don't date, you hook up
Bro 2: No, a *rage* date. We're just gonna get fuckin smashed. Don't wait up
by TheyStoleMyUsername August 25, 2011
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Ear Date Rape

When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.
ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic

Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*
by mrteabaggervance March 1, 2017
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Itchy Date

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!
by BiffTastic March 4, 2019
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pussy date

a date where you know you're going to get laid
sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date
by sugar918 December 17, 2019
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Lee Daeyeol

A beautiful, incredible, amazing and talented human being. His voice when he sing will allure you and brought you to a dimension full of emotion.

A caring kind hearted man full of love just like a giant teddy bear <3
You are my Lee Daeyeol
by NessesRClown February 17, 2021
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branston daley

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff
wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot
by not branston at all February 8, 2021
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Tell-by date

A pun of the phrase "sell-by date" used to indicate when food will expire.

When a person uses a joke which has already become stale and frowned upon.
Man you need to stop using that joke, it's waaaaay passed it's tell-by date.
by codliver December 20, 2010
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