by Damiel1234567 April 17, 2020
by Man ! April 13, 2010
1) a seriously smelly dude.
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.
could be used as a verb as in "danned"
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.
could be used as a verb as in "danned"
by Benjamin Hess April 02, 2008
A teenage boy, with an extremely large penis! He's not scared to show it and all the girls know that it would leave them in a wheelchair for life. Not only this, he also knows how to use it very well! The sort of person who will treat his partner like a princess.
Girl 1: why are you in hospital?
Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!
Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!
by ManU4Life January 01, 2012
by wacoby May 18, 2008
Dan shut'cho chicken bone skin tone chromosone post malone looking ass up and leave us alone.
So, you heard the joke about Dan?
No.
Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)
So, you heard the joke about Dan?
No.
Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)
by Gyasleep December 17, 2018
Every girl has a Dan or knows a Dan. They are best to stay away from at all costs and are usually outlaws.
by meganthatcould October 29, 2008