dan 

the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does

dan is such a fucking gangster

dan is a cunt...but we love him

dan by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010

dan 

a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.

"wow look at that guy over their, he looks like such a Dan"

dan by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009

Dan 

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

Dan by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

Dan 

Dan.....An amazing loving person that gives you all then money you want when you want and where you want. he is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for you if you don't have someone called Dan in your life

Dan.My Dad.

Dan by Minion!!!!! March 18, 2016

Dan 

A guy who has an amazing personality and hair. If you know a guy named Dan, and you hate him. U r jealous of his hair. Done and done.

Holy shit Jessica, look at that guy's hair, what a total Dan.

Dan by PuroleQ August 9, 2016

dan 

Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.

Wow, the Dan got into the party and I didn't? I need to step up my game.

dan by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017

Dan 

A boys with a small penis and a square head he also gets called names like mc3balls

My bf has such a dan

Dan by looòolllllllsdbzhs April 6, 2017