Cumstipacion

When a male specimen is close to climax and suffers a forced finish and it is of a chunky consistency.

Damn, Shawty I'm feeling a real cumstipacion right now and it hurts on god!!!

by JayDaProfit November 11, 2022

Cumstipacion

When a male specimen is close to climax and suffers a forced finish and it is of a chunky consistency.

Damn, Shawty I'm feeling a real cumstipacion right now and it hurts on god!!!

by JayDaProfit November 11, 2022

Constiplation

When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.

Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.

by Glunglorp69 April 3, 2023

Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated

I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo

by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024

constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.

Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!

by QuacksO February 19, 2025