cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot
The cummy monster wants to come and get you!
by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020
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Cummy mummy

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.
by Fart Smella May 4, 2022
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Stuffy Cummy

Two men compete against each other to see who can unload the largest wave of cum into their respective female counterparts mouth holes. Whomever can produce the largest amount of liquid child into the females mouth will be crowned cum lord, the loser will face humiliation in the form of drinking the cum lords runoff through a twisty straw(if straws are unavailable make do with a nesquik chocolate straw). The game of Stuffy Cummy can only be played by true gentlemen and is a sport for only the most alpha males.
Guy 1: I got totally destroyed in a game of Stuffy Cummy last night dude I have so much cum in me
Guy 2: Dude why didn't you invite me
by cumguzzler69;)rawr XD February 27, 2020
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Cummy-Ache

1. When you about to skeet skeet but your balls shrivel up and its a no go.
2. When you are about to bust and you dont but your about to bust again and you dont.
3.When your balls get entertained but dont get drained.
When she tells you not to ejaculate in side her so you end up having a cummy-ache.
by Dhavik February 3, 2023
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cummy jerk

"commander bun" is a cummy jerk, he smells and he pees on the floor. cummy jerk originated from wesley's street sounds of this homeless master of sound. "fuc* your cummy ass, jerk!". it is addicting to say and it offends as many people as you possibly could.
cummy jerk is chewng the wall again. stupid commander bun looks like your dad's SLR.
by romperstomper July 31, 2006
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cummy bears

when a guy cums on you in small drops and they resemble gummy bears.
girl: "My boyfriend cummed on me last night and they resembled gummy bears...I decided to call them cummy bears!"
by NoStyleMyStyle September 15, 2011
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cummy muffins

accidentally mistaken for cum uppins. this word really has no meaning, its just funny as hell. but it is kind of like just desserts.
You'll get your just desserts.
or
you'll get your cummy muffins.
by trashcollector June 11, 2006
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