crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Crusty stomach

When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach

I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght

by Axel DT April 12, 2019

Crusty Muffler

When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.

"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."

by pennyrockit October 5, 2011

crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.

Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.

by J I Z Z L E March 16, 2009

Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.

Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.

by monkeehumper69 November 21, 2010

butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

by Allen T. McIntosh III April 26, 2003

Crusty Dusty

A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.

Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .

by Allybugjr April 22, 2017