Those who expect the Lord to show them mercy but refuse to extend mercy to anyone else. They would happily join a new Crusade if it didn't require them to move out of mommy's basement or give up World of Warcraft. They really are more Catholic than the Pope, especially since, in Crunchy World, there hasn't been a True Pope since 1958. The Crunchy contrasts with the soft Catholic. You know, the ones who think we owe a filial love to Christ's sweet Vicar on earth. There's no room for love in Crunchy World. He says love is for sissies. And modernists. Most of them hang out in the fever swamps of internet traddom, usually on RacistInfo or the forum with a fancy Latin name, the height of irony since Crunchies don't speak Latin. QED
Noted heroes of the Crunchy Cat include Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Tony Cekada and Dolph Lundgren. Generally known to drink to excess but only things like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Goldschlager. (Worst day of the Crunchy's life was when they stopped making Zima.) Also, the Crunchy loves lace. He prefers his priest to wear more lace than a Victoria's Secret catalog.
The Crunchy uses code words to display his cleverness, i.e. NewChurch, True Mass and Doubtful Validity. In this way, we all know what he means, but he doesn't have to say it. His fav color is pink, although he insists on calling it "rose."
Noted heroes of the Crunchy Cat include Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Tony Cekada and Dolph Lundgren. Generally known to drink to excess but only things like Mike's Hard Lemonade or Goldschlager. (Worst day of the Crunchy's life was when they stopped making Zima.) Also, the Crunchy loves lace. He prefers his priest to wear more lace than a Victoria's Secret catalog.
The Crunchy uses code words to display his cleverness, i.e. NewChurch, True Mass and Doubtful Validity. In this way, we all know what he means, but he doesn't have to say it. His fav color is pink, although he insists on calling it "rose."
Person 1: "That Joe sure is an uber trad!"
Brilliance Incarnate: "No he's not. He's a Crunchy!"
Person 1: "That term requires a greater understanding of the workings of your mind than I possess."
Crunchy Cat: "I'm outraged! That NO presider wore purple on Laetare Sunday!"
Normal Person: "Crunchtastic!"
Crunchy Cat: "Cardinal Burke is an arch-modernist."
Trad Cat: "That is a Crunchtacular statement."
Crunchy Cat: "Latin and lace will save the Church!"
Non-insane person: "ummmm.....wut?"
Crunchy Cat: "I'm leaving the Church if JPII is canonized!"
Trad Cat: "So what are you waiting for? Get out!"
Brilliance Incarnate: "No he's not. He's a Crunchy!"
Person 1: "That term requires a greater understanding of the workings of your mind than I possess."
Crunchy Cat: "I'm outraged! That NO presider wore purple on Laetare Sunday!"
Normal Person: "Crunchtastic!"
Crunchy Cat: "Cardinal Burke is an arch-modernist."
Trad Cat: "That is a Crunchtacular statement."
Crunchy Cat: "Latin and lace will save the Church!"
Non-insane person: "ummmm.....wut?"
Crunchy Cat: "I'm leaving the Church if JPII is canonized!"
Trad Cat: "So what are you waiting for? Get out!"
by TradCat May 5, 2013
Get the Crunchy Catmug. Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.
by forumssuck May 9, 2008
Get the stomach crunchiesmug. by Brandon Ramsey June 1, 2018
Get the Crunchy Titmug. A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
by vonchris7 September 7, 2012
Get the Crunchy sexualmug. A crunchy roll is when you leave a jizzy cum soaked towel or tissue on the floor, to dry up and harden, for someone else (room service, a friend, etc) to pick up and discover!
After he came on her butt, he cleaned it up with a towel and left a crunchy roll on the floor for room service to pick up!
by The Hern May 11, 2018
Get the crunchy rollmug. The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015
Get the Crunchy nutmug. by howardchrist June 21, 2018
Get the Crunchy Frogsmug.