A crisis that Dr. Umar has warned us about. He wrote a book for beta coons to save themselves from this crisis, and it will be published soon.
“I ain’t dating no dirty black ho I only date white women”
“you need to read dr. umar’s new book for beta coons such as yourself. free yourself from the white woman.”
“We just lost another brother to the snowbunny crisis”
“you need to read dr. umar’s new book for beta coons such as yourself. free yourself from the white woman.”
“We just lost another brother to the snowbunny crisis”
by il3vemygl0ck May 6, 2021
Get the snowbunny crisis mug.A type of mid-life crisis where persons over the age of 18, but usually in their mid-20s to early-30s, start to freak out that they are aging and not getting any younger, so they compensate by wearing Hollister Co. clothing. Bear in mind that Hollister Co., by the company's own definition, sells apparel targeted to the 14 to 18 year old age demographic. So when you see that creepy 27 year old guy walking in the mall wearing a Hollister Co. t-shirt, try not to laugh too hard. He's just having a Hollister Life Crisis.
Mike had just turned 25 years old and started freaking out that he was no longer "young and hip" like the teenyboppers. He felt if he wore some clothing like the kind his 15 year old little brother wore, he could recapture some of his youth. So he went to Hollister Co. and bought some new outfits for himself. He thought he was cool, but most of the high school kids thought he was a creepy old dude trying to act young. He was having a Hollister Life Crisis.
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When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.
Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?
Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs
Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs
by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009
Get the criss cross neighbors sauce mug.A Crissgasm is a fangirl spasm where one starts squealing, frothing at the mouth, and or jumping up and down at the sight or sound of Darren Criss.
Oh, she's having a Crissgasm
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Get the Cries everytiem mug.Oh, cripes I've run out of time!
by MagicalBacon May 6, 2018
Get the Cripes mug.When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.
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