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Craig

A white dude that has the resemblance of a yogurt monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist dude, a fortnite kid, a Christian guy, and a dude fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
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A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.
Stop being such a Craig
by What’saberga January 29, 2021
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by BigHønky February 23, 2021
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Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.
Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.
by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021
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A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
by VERMILLIONN April 17, 2021
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Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig
by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021
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Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man
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