couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch
Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!
by Couchmuncher December 27, 2017
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couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
My cousion Patience is a couch cow
by Mime-X_x August 11, 2007
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horse couch

Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”

Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.

Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Doctor Smith recommended the horse couch to better straighten my spine, I hope it works!
by zrlx October 06, 2021
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Couch Strat

A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.
Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
by 7 Bryan road January 25, 2023
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Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 March 13, 2017
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Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019
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Couch fort

One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.
John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.
by Eddoblah August 22, 2010
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