by Couchmuncher December 27, 2017
A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.
My cousion Patience is a couch cow
by Mime-X_x August 11, 2007
Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
by zrlx October 06, 2021
A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.
Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
by 7 Bryan road January 25, 2023
Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.
Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.
by ThePostman177 March 13, 2017
Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019
One of the most epic and amazing things you can possibly do as a young child is make a couch fort. A typical couch fort consists mainly of blankets and cushions, but if you really want to get shit real, chairs can be used. Access to a couch fort is pretty much impossible if you didn't take part in it's construction, as the inhabitants will tend to defend it well. Sadly, couch forts have a relatively short life-span, because at some point a parent or older sibling will demand to know why the fuck the couches have been stripped of their cushions, and will proceed to swiftly destroy the couch fort and re-construct the living room.
John and Ted spent almost 2 hours building their 4-roomed couch fort, and enjoyed it for the best part of 10 minutes before their parents kicked it down.
by Eddoblah August 22, 2010