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Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/
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cootie cry

To cry about your cooties
by G'ma October 20, 2023
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Cootie

A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.
Eww Kaleigh has cooties from hugging her boyfriend!!
by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019
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cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.
"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!
by #annonomous May 18, 2018
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Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl
"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"
by HuntressAir May 22, 2024
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cooties

Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!
by IDONTMIND April 21, 2019
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cooty call

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.
by Woofmutt March 2, 2024
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