canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 13, 2019

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018

coochie roar

When a female farts out of her vagina and it makes a loud growling sound.

John: Do you smell that?
Jimmy: Yeah it was Sarah, she just let out a mad coochie roar.
John: Only a woman would do that.

by Timmy turner III January 01, 2019

Coochie Bread

Bread made with yeast from the vagina.

Man, that was some really good coochie bread

by AScaredBurrito October 16, 2020

catfish coochie

a vagina that smells .some times dirty people (girls) are referred to this

Eww that girl has the same pen mark from yesterday,shes dirty.

No she has a catfish coochie

by the umkown word November 14, 2013

Coochie eater

Someone who eats a person coochie.

Hey bro I just ate Sarah cooch it’s was really dry.
Damn bro your a coochie eater ….

by Mycumsockisfull08 August 31, 2021

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 15, 2019