Tiny Cooch

Short Italian tough guy, the opposite of big pussy.

Don't fuck with Tiny Cooch, he will have you sleeping with the fishes.

by big eazzzy May 21, 2008

snootch cooch

a disgusting, rotted, infectous cooch.
a cooch that has enough yeast to brew beer.

Erika has a snootch cooch

by nived February 19, 2003

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson September 20, 2007

cooch friction

when a female hair barber leans over to cut your hair and her vagina rubs on your elbow

calm down with your cooch friction i just want alitlle off the top

by David the bravid June 25, 2005

cooch a looch

a word made up by mike t refering to a fine ass pussy

Jessica: hey mike wanna have sex
Mike: hell ya ill hit that cooch a looch!!!!!!!

by suckin puss farts July 16, 2011

Cooch cream

Topical ointment to treat vaginal itch or a general lubricant.

My old lady was so dry I buttered her up with cooch cream.

by plcjeep August 10, 2016

Cooch Hooch

It’s that thing of when a woman soaks their tampon in alcohol, and then inserts it in her vag to get a quicker buzz. Taking a shot of the mixture is optional.

Karen looks wasted. I bet she’s cooch hooching.

by antdido May 26, 2019