Tiny Cooch

Short Italian tough guy, the opposite of big pussy.

Don't fuck with Tiny Cooch, he will have you sleeping with the fishes.

by big eazzzy May 22, 2008

snootch cooch

a disgusting, rotted, infectous cooch.
a cooch that has enough yeast to brew beer.

Erika has a snootch cooch

by nived February 18, 2003

smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Cooch cream

Topical ointment to treat vaginal itch or a general lubricant.

My old lady was so dry I buttered her up with cooch cream.

by plcjeep August 10, 2016

cooch a looch

a word made up by mike t refering to a fine ass pussy

Jessica: hey mike wanna have sex
Mike: hell ya ill hit that cooch a looch!!!!!!!

by suckin puss farts July 16, 2011

cooch friction

when a female hair barber leans over to cut your hair and her vagina rubs on your elbow

calm down with your cooch friction i just want alitlle off the top

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

The cooch whisperer

A person that walks dogs and whispers to the vagina of the owner simultaneously.

Legend states that there is a guy named Gabe AKA The Cooch Whisperer. The Cooch Whisperer speaks to the pups and the la pus-pus at the same time.

“The whisperer liberated my vagina without me even knowing it. It was amazing”

by Barguy1 April 8, 2019