Constantinople

the word EPIC is HEAVILY over used with things like
"epic fail"
their for in the case of something being truly epic
you well need to use a truly epic word
the word Constantinople well be used in place of epic

dude i fucking caught a shark, that could breath fire wile i fishing. it was Constantinople

by joker gallagher August 20, 2010

Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.

recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.

by Vi July 7, 2003

Consultanium

Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.

See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").

That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.

by AmitC. March 9, 2007

cogmultaneous

A contraction of cognicient and simulatneous. Therefore, simultaneously cognicient.

Amy and I were cogmultaneous in our decision to coin a new word.

by The Archbishop December 26, 2008

constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years. he sits at the egde of the room and stares at you. also he looks at people in the shower and his favourite hobby is rollerskating whilst wanking himself and others (mainly boys) he also loves feta cheese A LOT.

a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi

by dobbydickonastick2809 June 17, 2011

Constantinople

A very long word.

Person 1 - "Constantinople is a very long word, how do you spell it?"
Person 2 - "C-O-N.."
Person 1 - "Wrong, it's I-T!"
Person 2 then punches Person 1

by Ms Bomber June 20, 2009

consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."

by just a dude May 25, 2012