conspeeracy

A less-than-legit collusion of two or more shady characters to keenly observe something or someone.

Harriet Oleson huffily states, "Well --- I don't recall any boys spying on ME at the swimming pool when I was a girl!", but as her husband Nils dismissively implied, Harriet had always been so obnoxious and unlikable that even in her childhood, such a "conspeeracy" among her male peers would have been unlikely.

by QuacksO August 7, 2025

Confusmerse

con-fuzz-mers

(noun)
The dizzying feeling of being deeply immersed in a whirlpool of confusing emotions or thoughts, where uncertainty and fascination mix.

“I felt totally confusmerse after that conversation—excited but couldn’t make sense of it all.”

by Sakurakage August 22, 2025

Coochie Conquerer

Someone who slays mad poon. While being a gentleman, he is smooth as fuck and gets hella pussy.

Pete is such a Coochie Conquerer, I need to take notes ASAP rocky.

by pus c getr 69 February 25, 2019

He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.

Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.

by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025