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Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020
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Conner'd

Losing a two-pair hand in Texas Hold'em to a three-of-a-kind.
Boy, he really Conner'd me that time!
by TexasHoldemSlang April 9, 2008
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drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.
Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
by robert decker January 11, 2008
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Conner Bobay

Conner Bobay is literally dad but a tool at the same time.
Conner Bobay is legit daddy.
by ConnerBobayIsDad August 16, 2016
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Conner

A tall, nice, and hilarious guy. You can trust Conner if he can trust you. He will be glad to give you his number and talk on text. He can be stubborn sometimes, but thats only when someone makes him mad. He his open to anything and will blackmail you if you dont watch out. Over all Conner is a great guy and if you meet one, make sure you never loose him.
Dude look at Conner
Yeah he's so funny
by jbean0310 November 23, 2017
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Conner

Conner is a very special guy that very many girls fall in love with. Everyone is lucky to have a guy like him in their life. He is very kind, loving, amazing, handsome, and will do anything for his girl. He is very talented at everything he does. People tend to take advantage of him but he knows who his real ones are. I am very fortunate to love a Conner.
Conner is amazing
Conner is the sweetest guy ever.
by ConnerIsAButt October 13, 2018
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Thomas Bradley Conner

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.
I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.
by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011
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