The Wing Commander

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.

"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog

"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."

by yogabb January 23, 2018

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

Poncho Commander

A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.

My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.

by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.

Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.

by M&Z December 26, 2010