ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

wing commander

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration

Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander

by ermo September 8, 2004

suburban commando

Suburban Commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous "Hulk Hogan" and some other misc. characters.

The movie is about a Commando who comes from out of space, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, Earth.

The movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. The only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. This movie is up there with "Street Fighter" starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

If you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions - guys; I highly recommend this movie. It is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.

Two thumbs up to Hulk Hogan for this masterpiece movie. This movie has got to be one of the most dick-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. It is the BEST.

Hulk Hogan the Suburban Commando says. How do you like that? You have been face pounded.

by Sam Abdow June 11, 2006

North Side Commandaz

A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.

Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."

Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh

Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.

Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh

Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.

Gail: sssssshhhhhh

by A.Hacker October 11, 2005

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022

double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

by kdawg June 7, 2003