Unarmed Combat

a joke halloween weapon for the scout class from tf2 it has the same stats as the holy mackerel but it is a spys decaying hand

scout: uses Unarmed Combat
the spy: descusted face

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

halo combat evolved anniversary

The reskin of Halo: Combat Evolved. It was released in 2011 as a separate disk, and re-released for Halo: The Master Chief Collection as campaign. It didn’t contain the original Halo: Combat Evolved multiplayer, instead Halo Reach multiplayer. The classic CE multiplayer came back in the Master Chief Collection.
It was 343’s first game that it made.

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary’s graphics just got fixed on Halo MCC.

by yeltsA kciR May 23, 2021

The DBZ Combat Scene

Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12

This is when you take you expend huge amounts of emotion and energy in kissing, rubbing and licking your girlfriend, playing with her and engaging in other forplay, then, when she is begging for it, whip out your dick and start beating off, telling her how great its going to be when she finally gets it. Never actually have sex.

"Giver her the old DBZ Combat Scene

by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

Comcast

A large corporation of dumbass cocksuckers who want to steal your money and give you shit service. In early 2012, they added a type of program to where you have a data cap. Yes, a data cap. A data cap of 300GBs. This data cap is easy to go over with things such as streaming, downloading things, etc. Every 1GB you go over, you have to pay $10. This shitty company is a monopoly and they don't give two single shits about you. If you live in the states: Alabama; Tucson, Arizona; Atlanta, Augusta and Savannah, Georgia; Central Kentucky; Maine; Jackson, Mississippi; Knoxville, Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; and Charleston, South Carolina, you are absolutely fucked internet-wise. Fuck you Comcast, you dumb fucking cunts!

Person 1: Hey dude, did you get your internet bill?

Person 2: Yes I did.

Person 1: How much was it in total?

Person 2: Oh, umm, let me check. Oh yeah, it was around $300.

Person 1: Really? Why so much?

Person 2: Because Comcast is a cocksucking, money-stealing, monopoly corporation who doesn't give a shit about their customers and their well-being.

Person 1: Lol, rekt, I have DirectTV.

by Joseph Adolf Hitler Stalin March 1, 2015

Comcast

Pejorative, in honor of the infamous cable provider. Used to describe someone who treats everyone with utter contempt and goes to incredible lengths to inconvenience and even sabotage everyone they're involved with in any and every way possible. Denies any responsibility for doing so.

1. Tim is such a giant comcast, why are we even friends with him?

2. "John, you comcast! I know you're stealing money from me!"
*denies taking any money*
"Dude I saw you do it."
"Well ok, I was just providing a service. Your wallet is lighter now, isn't it?"
"Gimme my money back, you fucking comcast!"

by Hodor123 March 5, 2015

comcast

Cable TV company that cost at least $50 a month to watch. And with that you get endless comercials and "Romancing The Stone" played over and over again. Oops, almost forgot...you get to watch the news! And Premium Movie Channels!(Romancing The Stone, Big, JAWS 3 ) If you want to watch a good movie it'll cost you extra.PPV.

Cable thieves cost us to lose $5 million a year. Turn cable thieves in and we won't do anything for you. We're saving to buy Disney for $60 BILLION. But we are hurting financially so keep busting on you neighbors.

by hooper May 16, 2004

combat buzz

Drinking to a point where you are not impaired but have lost some feeling in the body to gain an edge in a fight.

Drinking to not feel physical pain.

Man 1: come on we need to get to the field for the rumble

Man 2: hold on I need to get my combat buzz first

Even though Mike hit Dan repeatedly in the stomach and face Dan did not feel it because of his combat buzz.

by Der Kapitan October 15, 2006