beaver cleaver

when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.

After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.

by Muffin Punkinpants July 8, 2010

Ward Cleaver

(v). To drunkenly uriante in your place of living anywhere besides the bathroom.

I totally Ward Cleaverd all over the kitchen counters.

by dontrelle September 22, 2006

Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

cleave

used for describing a person with large tits.

did you see the cleave on that h00ker?!?!?!they cleaved out like fucking 13 inches!

by nat3 b3 June 25, 2006

cleaver

A way to say "cleavage" without actually saying it. Especially when you're making fun of someone. To be really annoying you drag out the "cle" so you go CLEEEE-ver.

Ha ha, you had some serious cleaver in that video!

by color of insanity October 18, 2007

cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.

d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day

by gegewwefwef November 7, 2007

cleaverocks

to throw rocks down a female's low cut shirt landing them in their cleavage

A: OMG lets play cleaverocks.....LOL
B: I have a low cut shirt on
A: 1...2...3.. ahhh i got it in
B: where'd it go (reaches down shirt to fetch the rock)

by naeplrl May 23, 2006