Chimping

When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.

Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally

by Bobsacunt May 15, 2019

camping

Someone who sits in a spot sniping, and coz hes so good at picking off his newbish opposition they call him a camper and kick him.

Although if theyre spawn campign theyre scum and boot their ass!

Player 1: Stop Camping!
Player 2: I'm Sniping Damnit!

by Kammy December 18, 2004

Harold Camping

Some nitshit who fucks with his bible at night.
He predicted that we would all suddenly die on the 21st may 2011 by spouting soime mathical mumbo-jumbo

Harold Camping: We will all die because God is bored.

by Mr lololololololololololololol September 24, 2011

Harold Camping

1. A false prophet who predicted that the Rapture would occur on May 21, 2011. 2. Someone who believes numerology can be used in mathematical proofs.

1. Harold Camping falsely predicted the date of the Rapture several other times, prior to the May 11th instance. 1994 is the most frequently cited example, but there are others. 2. Harold Camping's "evidence" consisted of two numerological ramblings, which he called mathematical demonstrations.

by Asorbus September 24, 2011

Pussy Camping

When you pitch a tent in a woman's vagina with the express purpose of guarding it from intruders.

Damn you pussy camping motherfucker.

by B_e_o_r_g_e October 7, 2011

Beach Camping

When a man ejaculates onto the pubic hair of his female partner and then immediately presses his retracting penis onto that area while laying on top of her. They then take a nap in that position. After they wake up, they feel all sticky. As if they've been beach camping.

Sara frequently asked Matt to go beach camping. He didn't mind indulging her, but immediately washed his dick and stomach after waking up.

by Bassman42069 April 18, 2014

Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)

by das idiot June 25, 2009