Chopped and Trolled 

When you've been epicly trolled.

Jackass: -Uses Poe's law on you-
You: -take the bait and are trolled-
T-Pain: ~You've officially been chopped and trolled~

Chopped and Trolled by SingingTroll August 6, 2010

chopped and screwed 

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

chopped and screwed by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

chopped and screwed 

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

chopped and screwed by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009

chopped out 

The act of chopping cocaine with a razor of some sort to go ahead and snort.

I'm so chopped out right now

chopped out by slytheriansluttt July 26, 2017

chopped and screwed 

When a girl's legs are "chopped" by a guy, and he screws (has sex) with her

Man, I chopped and screwed that bitch this morning.

chopped and screwed by H-nastyyyyy January 24, 2009

chopped and screwed 

The act of date-raping a white woman after buying them multiple Screwdrivers at a club, followed by a chop to the neck.

"Damn, I heard she got chopped and screwed last night by Terrell"

"I can still see the rain Jerome made on Cindy's hair! Chopped and screwed foo"

"I got some roofies for when we chop and screw that bitch"

chopped and screwed by Honest Eric February 14, 2009

chopped weed

Weed that is chopped and grained.

Tommy got chopped weed and ate it.

chopped weed by buddymc10 May 22, 2006