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Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong
Jakob has a chode
by Cody spurge December 19, 2021
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Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.
These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.
by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019
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Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly
1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!
by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009
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chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.
joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.
by Richard Crout March 4, 2017
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chode

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"
by cho-de April 18, 2003
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Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012
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chode

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021
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