Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.

Team Choad hacks your Xanga.

by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005

choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch

That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!

by suncrush March 10, 2005

Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.

A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.

by Bizoid April 30, 2006