Chest Pains

A term South Africans use to describe the pain of Kaizer Chiefs supporters when the Mighty Orlando Pirates wins a game. Can also be used to describe jealousy of your haters.

Orlando Pirates won, the chest pains go straight to Naturena(Kaizer chiefs)

by Spufler187 January 29, 2023

Chest puffer

A person who thinks he's a fighter but in confrontations just walks up and puff his chest acting bigger than he really is and tries to sort out a conflict by just sizing up against his opponent but not actually willing to fight

He puffed his chest as he was arguing . Looking like a chest puffer

by TommyGun DeJesus May 30, 2018

chest sprinkles

When you cum on your girls chest in a pulsating and sweeping motion, much like a sprinkler.

Guy to another guy: "yo, gave my girl chest sprinkles last night, she loved it!!!"

by Speedy3 March 6, 2016

CHIA CHEST

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.

DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!

by KEY WEST CHICK April 2, 2019

treasure chest

Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.

Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.

by QuacksO March 13, 2017

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

tuna chest

Someone with a crazy, big upper-body and no legs. Usually guys who lift weights and their body is not in good proportion. They begin to look like Charlie Tuna.

You better add some squats into your workout, Tuna Chest!

by Jamal J. June 17, 2007