Cosmic Chess Game

Another term for a religious war (especially when it involves any or all Abrahamic religions) because of the perception that the deity(ies) enjoy conflict.

The people of The Middle East and Northern Ireland do not realize that they are just pawns in a cosmic chess game.

by Joseph Heston April 23, 2009

Chess speaks for itself

The famous quote said by none other than legendary Hans Niemann himself who will go on to becoming the world's first Ultra Grandmaster in chess.

Interviewer: Hans, yesterday was a terrible day for you, and today, you start out with a masterpiece. How would you summarize it?

Hans Niemann: Chess speaks for itself. *walks away*

Interviewer: is it something special doing this against Magnus, Hans? *cricket noises*

by Sheriff Stealth September 15, 2022

pigeon chess

when groups play games with their pigeons (pigeons are losers who hang around a group and do everything the group tells them to because they think they are being accepted) like making their pigeons annoy eachother and even fight and it becomes a game for the entertainment of two or more groups that have pigeons

kid: i think that one group over there is playing pigeon chess with that other group cause last week one pigeon took another pigeons boxers off and threw them on the roof and today one pigeon just stole the another ones lunch

by joeschmosmacksthathoe October 27, 2006

Chess-piece face

The condition of being very drunk to the point where you're semi-comatose, staring off blankly, shortly before passing out.

Tim got all chess-piece face last night, and we found him, later, passed out on the sidewalk.

by Paul D. Key July 24, 2006

Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task

"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"

by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019

boe boe chesse

it is a mixture of sweat underware lint in your butt crack. it gives of a distinctive oder.

my ass crack is full of boe boe cheese

by jamie cook August 15, 2005

Real Time Chess

A game played exactly the same way as regular chess, except that both players can move as many times as they want and at the same time. It is also the greatest game ever invented.

"real time chess is like the best game ever!"

by lolcakes August 24, 2006