An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
by CheffinBob September 16, 2016
Get the Magic Chefmug. Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.
John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
by moie13 December 26, 2013
Get the chef davidmug. 1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.
2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.
3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.
3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?
2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.
3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.
3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010
Get the expert chefmug. When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
by PGC137 February 12, 2022
Get the chef's fingermug. a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.
My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!
by sharonlee November 20, 2010
Get the Chef-elepticmug. by HumaneAnimal October 5, 2017
Get the Chef Boyarmeemug. The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021
Get the Chef Boyardotsmug.