expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.

"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"

by Rusland June 18, 2019

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

chef almaroad

Stupid idiot who hates 95 percent of people he meets. He should stop being a chef and stick to being a realtor.

Chef almaroad hates me

by Bigredreynolds September 15, 2017

DJ CHEF

DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.

DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.

by fireone123 February 25, 2022

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021