by Awwwwwwwwwwww snap January 16, 2019
dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.
girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!
by kimkardashian'sbutt April 09, 2011
"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
by Barack Yomama May 01, 2011
The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.
Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?
by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 12, 2022
The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?
by Smart Toosh March 22, 2018
by Kristin November 01, 2004
A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.
"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
by agentsmyth January 10, 2014