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Inconvenience Charge

The BS fee Ticketmaster charges they claim is a "Convenience Charge" when buying concert tickets.
Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?

The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.

Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?

Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010
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Charging batteries

Not having fun, and not going to the saints game, especially with Adam and Alyssa
"Do you want to go charging batteries on Saturday?"
"No, no I do not"
by Chargingbatteries12345 August 13, 2022
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PNA Charge

When a pain in the ass customer makes an order more complicated by telling you everything they don’t want on their food versus the 2 things they do want.
Kyrie: What can I get for you?

Customer: I want this salad with no cheese, no ham, no bacon, no tomato, no cucumbers, no onions, and instead of blue cheese I want a lemon wedge and oil.

(Hands customer bowl of lettuce with oil and a lemon wedge on it.

Rings up PNA Charge with an eye roll.)

Another example:

Customer: I want the cheese burger with no cheese, no buns, no lettuce or tomato, no mayo, no mustard, no onions, no pickles, cooked rare.

(Waiter brings customer a plate with a bloody raw meat patty on it.)
by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018
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charge the bull

A sexual activity which originates from the cuckold scene. The act of charging the Bull is when the cuckolded husband runs towards the Bull shortly after he has completed ejaculating inside the wife, in order to both clean the Bull's penis and thank him for servicing his wife.
Bob couldn't help but charge the bull after he had serviced his wife so well.
by chadmendez January 6, 2016
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Charge thinking

when you use your thoughts repetitively and collect many aspects of an idea or image
One glance at my girlfriend and I began charge thinking of us being in a mansion in the Hamptons.
by 100Nate October 1, 2017
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Charge anxiety

The acute worry an electric vehicle owner has when the charge begins to fall, the nearest charging point is probably broken and you’re miles from home.
Fulsome was 70 miles from home with no recharging points en route. Charge anxiety kicked in as he realised he’d need the heater and demister on and there were only 55 miles of charge left.
by Jeremyhotpepper July 24, 2023
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Charge angle

the angle at which your phone cable works
dude, don't shift shit around, it'll mess my charge angle.
by vahne December 18, 2018
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