champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

Champagne Bomb

1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.

2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!

by smartymarty11 October 5, 2018

Golden Champagne

During sexual stimulation, some women report the discharge of a noticeable amount of urine from the urethra, a phenomenon also called the"Golden Champagne"

My girlfriend was so excited she gave me that golden champagne last night.

by Donny Champ Champ November 10, 2020

Tyler Champagne

He is such a sexy boy i swear

Tyler champagne is such a hot boy

by isobrae September 5, 2019

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

champagne shooter

A Gadget used to consume large quantities of Champagne really fuckin fast. It’s usually made out of a glass tub with a shot glass attached.

Lisa/Lisa can down that bottle in under 5 seconds.

Score Chicks can pound that Champagne down fast with that champagne shooter.

by RJW7926 November 13, 2016

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021