Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.

Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.

by JimVT October 14, 2010

Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Deleted Family Guy gags that are unfunny and cringe

“Hey! You should watch Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!”
“No, that show is so unfunny, I barfed”
“ok”

by LoonStock June 29, 2023

Cartoon Violence

When a charter in a movie or tv show survives a violent act that would kill any normal person. Like the violence found in cartoons where characters absurdly get injured and just go on livin’ life.

Hey Emanuel, did you see that guy fall from the third story balcony and bounce off the awnings, hit the ground, get up and walk away?… that shit was some cartoon violence!

by Vino-abis January 9, 2023

Hypercore Cartoon

A kind of “cartoon” originating from the 2000s that has only spread like wildfire to executives in the 2010s to 2020s A show whose sole purpose is to be loud and annoying and filled with
- yelling
- everyone being a jerk
- loud music and sound effects
- large amounts of gross out
- catchphrases
- violence
Examples include the modern SpongeBob Seasons, Camp Lazlo, The Cuphead Show, Oddballs, Unikitty, Teen Titans Go, Powerpuff Girls 2016, Total Dramarama, Bunsen is a Beast, Mighty Magiswords, and most recently Kiff.

God I can’t stand all the hypercore cartoons on tv. Cartoon fans are too accepting of watching the animation equivalent of jingling keys when anime and story cartoons at least respects your intelligence. Kids deserve better.

by Lucasvulp69 June 26, 2023

cartoon graveyard

Best fucking band in Hudson, WI. Three divorced dads and a confirmed bachelor bring the full force of all Urban Dictionary terms to each show they play. Lead by Tyler and his gargantuan Tyceps, guitar by Brant the pant filler, Patrick on lead bass, and the red drummer. Cartoon Graveyard was formed when the dust settled after the four whoresmen decided they were sick of not having enough fun on their own, they teamed up to redefine the cover band genre by playing only good songs people would enjoy.

Hey, Cartoon Graveyard, play freebird! Fuck off, we play onlyjams certified good music.

by MemberFluid January 2, 2024

Post Horror Cartoons

The only thing you want to watch after a scary horror movie. (e.g. Dora the explorer)

After watching that scary movie last night I binge watched Post Horror Cartoons for the next 4 hours.

by Onlytruefacts1 February 4, 2017

cartoon pie

You always fly to it when the smoke gets you

Cartoon pie always makes you fly

by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021