Peoples Carrots

A penis or pee-pee dink.

Antony got kicked in the peoples carrots.

by McLovin12 March 22, 2008

Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

bow carrot

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.

Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks

by gayrapist September 27, 2017

Mike Carroll

A fat ginger kid that is very dumb and mommy and daddy has to pay for everything

You see bill he's such a mike Carroll

by Huskii666 July 22, 2019

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

by pagylolo October 21, 2020