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carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off
I used a carp nugget for more pleasure
by bannana in penis October 16, 2013
mugGet the carp nuggetmug.

Lard Carp

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
by anonymous September 14, 2021
mugGet the Lard Carpmug.

Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
mugGet the Arminian Koi Carpmug.

Carp

When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
mugGet the Carpmug.

carps

carps = carpet
carpet = rug
rug = r u g
r u g = are you g(game)?
example #1:
conyo: yooo pareh, i have kwento for you mamaya. meet later, carps?

example #2:
conyo 1: tara bgc mamaya! carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!
by chonkee June 3, 2021
mugGet the carpsmug.

Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop
by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019
mugGet the Carpmug.

carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
mugGet the carpe z-emmug.

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