Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia

Go sit on a candle

by John markings May 31, 2021

waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

Roman Candle

1. The act of doing a girl from behind, pulling out (similar the the flying houdini) putting your dick between her ass cheeks at a steep angle, and blowing you load. The final effect should be shots of jizz flying up, similar to a Roman Candle. Bonus points for landing it on the bitches head

Billy was raw-doggin it in Suzy, and, not wanted to knock her up, was prepared to just skeet on the bed. However, to spice things up, he instead did the Roman Candle, and proceeded to drop a huge load on top of Suzys head.

by lick.my.wick January 22, 2009

Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.

Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking

by White Hunter April 28, 2011

Candle wax girl

Candle wax girl is a very special that poos out candlr wax out of her arsehole and never poos really poo

Candle wax girl

by By trav April 17, 2020

Anna Candler

An awesome chick who didn't have a definition yet... Anna Candlers typically are short, with a bubbly personality. She usually will laugh at absolutely nothing, and will remember every inside joke ever made. But not to fear, she actually is much more intelligent than she seems, or gives herself credit for.

"Look at that Anna Candler over there laughing absolutely nothing!!!!!"
"You know that she is actually good at math?"
"SERIOUSLY???"
"Yeah."

by Maud Smith 33 September 9, 2009

Melted Candle

A “melted candle”

A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.

A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.

In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.

Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub

Went on a Tinder with a Melted Candle last night - smash and dashed - she was on a Hen Party

by PhilipHoldenez September 3, 2018