Calaen

A Very Athletic Basketball player by far the best guard at his age. also a nice guy to girls when they are nice to them

Hey do you know calaen

Yeah i love him

by Fugdeina123 January 6, 2010

cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

Caladien

Caladien was a little boy from Mass who thought the whole gaming world revolved around him. Claimed to make up certain words that have been around for a long long time.

In fact, this little boy is the biggest selfpwning moron on the planet. Who tries to flame people, but fails miserably. Points people towards dictionary.com, when in fact he cant even spell himself and will get at least one word embarrassingly mispelt during the process of it.

VGF?

Dude you spell just as good as Caladien!

Youre a nerd, just like Caladien =D

Caladien owns you! (Uber insult)

by Moronicus Maximus September 25, 2004

cackalyst

Derived from the words "Catalyst" which is a router made by Cisco and "Cack" which is similar to a lingball. "Cackalyst" is a derogative name for the router.

"I'm sick of this stupid cackalyst" "Do you have a console cable for a cackalyst" "Stupid overpriced Cackalyst"

by BUGI March 16, 2005

Calala

1. A temptress of young Koalas who works at Arabica.

2. An Awsome person who makes a mean latte

I went to Arabica and Calala fixed me a mean latte.

by Fish_guy88 March 4, 2009

Calabazonkey

The shipping of two "Level Limit" streamers, Calabazal and AidoZonkey

I'm going home to watch that Calabazonkey on twitch

by Saysi April 7, 2015

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019