coronavirus

A disease that makes all the karens steal the toilet paper and disinfectant and people in school have to take online school bullshit

a: im sad bc the coronavirus is here
b: me too bc now i cant wipe my hooha

by mynameisfaithf May 7, 2020

Kissing The Coronavirus

1: A book written by M.J Edwards.

2. The act of licking a public surface and getting covid-19.

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Man, did you see Person 1? Mans was out here kissing the coronavirus

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Coronavirus

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔

Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021

coronavirus chicken cheeseburger

ur #1 bestie buckaroo who u shall die forsies 💤 tesco clubcardio tesco hostage

"your my coronavirus chicken cheeseburger!"

"what's that supposed to mean"
" ur my bestie boo"

by jamatronuim March 5, 2025

Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!

Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!

by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that was made in Wuhan, China by a stupid ass, dumb ass, bat soup eating Chinese person. Some people don’t believe it and Some gettin all the toilet paper. It’s probably the Karens tbh.

Trump: You should inject lysol into your body to kill the Coronavirus.
Lysol: Please do not put our products into your body please.

Everyone in America: Dont listen to that stupid ass man.

by assassin of the arts April 27, 2020