butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

by HotChuck April 6, 2021

butthole sweats

Where you are in a public place (like school or a museum) and you have a mad batch of diarrhea brewing... its so bad that you're clenching your anus so as not to leak out any butt sludge before you safely arrive at a toilet... in the meantime, you have a stream of sweat running down your back, and down your butt crack...

I ate some bad meatloaf at lunch today, and later I got a terrible case of the butthole sweats while in english class... I thought my colon was going to explode all over my chair!

by Flantari2 September 5, 2014

butthole bingo

Someone playing Bingo with your butthole meaning

Hey Jeff, your going to jail tonight and your going to have a good time playing Butthole Bingo with the Guys.

by OMG it"s League god April 16, 2017

champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.

I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.

by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015

lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity

If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole

by Easy129 August 20, 2017