buttfuckitus

When you have the sudden erdge to fuck someone in the butt because of medical reasons.

Sir you have been diagnosed with buttfuckitus.

by Nutted in the neighbor February 17, 2019

buttsucker

One who sucks on butts.

Mary sucked Tom's butt last night. She's such a buttsucker.

by No one you know September 26, 2006

buttfucking

punishment one receives after incompetence at work, usually performed by manager or senior member of staff

why the fuck did you do that! jesus h christ im gonna take you down that cellar and bend you over that 22 galloner and give you the buttfucking only piles in a puff's palace would stop!!

by TomUK May 16, 2006

buttfuck mcdougle

one who recieves it in the ass

let's go down to phils house and play with buttfuck mcdougle

by damien medeth September 9, 2003

bumfuckery

someones ineptitude or general incompetence when working on a simple task

because of your bumfuckery, I have to work 8 hours OT and clean up your fuck ups

by maninblackmn February 8, 2010

accidental buttfuck

Accidental buttfuck means that you bent down innocently but accidentally in front of someone and their dick touches your butt.

Girl- "Oh I dropped my phone"
Boy- Walks forward while the girl picks up her phone. "Well she just got an accidental buttfuck"

I guess that's what it means. That might be completely false but whatevvs man.

by 420 LEM April 14, 2014

Bugfucker

A man who has sex with insects.

Todd Koehler is a bugfucker because he keeps nailing that grasshopper in the ass.

by Douggie Rankinpooper October 20, 2003