Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

sam burke

the definition of w rizz

oh wow im getting all the girls i feel like sam burke

by mrbreast6969 April 20, 2023

Aiden burke

Turning girls gay since 2004 I think

I’m going to pull an Aiden burke

by Shaan Soni October 22, 2019

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.

Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!

by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

Dylan Burke

The hoes love this guy, the only real legend you know

That guy is some Dylan Burke

by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

Joseph Burke

Joseph Burke is the world's smartest person, he is super kind, so cool, kinda a nerd, and super craked at arsenal. Joseph is totally a nerd and so funny that ur head will explode. Also ur MOM

guy 1: Man that kid soooooo cool
guy 2 : omg he must be the, Joseph Burke

by Lonnytuns November 15, 2021

Harrison Burke

Biggest winner in serener, top bloke, best man of any man, funny guy some might say

Harrison Burke is the man, he is a big deal

by Cam down September 8, 2022