Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

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Aidan Burke

If you see this, you probably searched my name, if you are my employer, this is fine, if you aren’t, FUCK YOU

when you search Aidan Burke, FUCK YOU

by *not aidan, just a freind September 16, 2022

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Emma Victoria Burke

the coolest, most amazing person in the whole milky way🤗

“Emma Victoria Burke is so much cooler than everyone else😇”

by milf_lover999 April 7, 2021

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The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.

Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?

Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle

by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023

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Aiden burke

Turning girls gay since 2004 I think

I’m going to pull an Aiden burke

by Shaan Soni October 22, 2019

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Joseph Burke

Joseph Burke is the world's smartest person, he is super kind, so cool, kinda a nerd, and super craked at arsenal. Joseph is totally a nerd and so funny that ur head will explode. Also ur MOM

guy 1: Man that kid soooooo cool
guy 2 : omg he must be the, Joseph Burke

by Lonnytuns November 15, 2021

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