Birch

Dope ass guy with a kickass beard. All the chicks want to get with him.

Ben " Is that Birch over there?"
Mitch "I wish I could be as cool as Birch.

by Dope ass Dan July 12, 2016

Buchanan

to accidentally cum in your own mouth while being jerked off or while jerking yourself off

I was having a pretty good day until I buchananed myself and threw up.

by Deeaz October 18, 2010

birching

An application of birch twigs to the bare posterior of a miscreant of misbehaving person. The goal of this is to provide an attitude correction. In past years the process was used by husbands to correct their wives, giving rise to old English "rule of thumb" that is you were not legally allowed to birch your wife with a stick that is larger in diameter than your thumb. Sort of counter productive anyway because the best birch branches to use are about 1/4" in diameter and freshly cut so as to be flexible and whippy. The process of birching often requires the woman to prepare her own birch.

In the case of submissive women receiving a birching often gives rise to strong sexual desires and a feeling of contentment and calm.

Elly, I see you have exceeded the budget for your credit card this month. Go cut a switch for yourself and prepare yourself for a birching.

by canem September 4, 2009

Buche bag

The exact opposite of a duche bag. some one who is cool to be around, and makes everything fun.

I love that guy! he's such a buche bag

by buch34 May 19, 2010

Burcher

To be a Burcher is to be a massive square.
A burcher will also impersonate Slash appallingly, and have a penchant for Gap Kids and/or Burton attire.

Hey dude, look at that guy with the gay boots and v neck. Must be an absolute Burcher!

by Wrintmore2011 January 23, 2011

birch ash how

When a nigga being a bitch ass hoe and you in school.

Jimmy: "Bro, you built like a thanos car."
DeQuaviontae: "Nigga, you a birch ash how."

by iKobejack October 15, 2018

burchall

Absolute stoner g. If he's not blazing that good shit he'll be being terrible at cricket. Stone cold g.

"Bro you're such a Burchall"

by iamacoollegend27 June 9, 2017