Britney spears

Noun: Erect nipples or tho on a man or woman. So called because the remind you of Britney, and they stick out like spears.
1) Damn! It's so cold in here! I'm wearin' two sweaters and I still got Britney spears!
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!
by Andy McLeod February 05, 2004
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A pop lip syncher who is beautiful with makeup, but incredibly ugly without it.

Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.

A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Person A: Do you like Britney Spears?
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!
by Twentyfour December 29, 2005
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lets go out Friday night and have a few Britneys. You don't actually use the full definition of Britney Spears, but shorten it to Britney
by King Glen January 11, 2006
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To walk in a public bathroom barefooted.
To wear MILF t-shirts.
To drive a car with baby on front seat.
Britney Spears' career is over
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Slut: Starts of with a hit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time", and yet the whole world finds her innocent. The true vulgarity of the title, is clearly shown and doesn't take a genius to figure. Later goes on to strip to songs such as "I'm a Slave for you". News Flash! Britney, I respect Fat people, but you are just a shame to not only Fat people but to slutty people as well!
Synonym: Rich Bitch

Step-Mom: Does not know how to take care of her children. Much like a monkey, she is fascinated by sitting in the front seat of a car. However, she does it with her baby.

Imitation of Mandy Moore- No matter how hard she tries to be nice, her bitchyness shall not be covered.
"Hey Britney Spears, You drive me crazy!!....I've puked for hours since I saw your last video!"
by sugarpup_ash March 25, 2007
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britney spears is a ugly whore who hates humans beings that dont have fake boobies like herr!!!)that bitch can go and die a long hateful death!!!BICH she has big ugly fat fake booobies!!!! mwahahahaha!!
Girl bumps into B Spears.
Girl: Ouch ur boobies r like, rock hard, wut the dealio?!
B Spears: The're not fake!! U can't prove anithing!!
Girl: Uhh...one of ur boobs just exploded...
by Lily and Laura April 07, 2005
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she might as well walk on her tip toes and come in a box, shes so barbie.shes so fake and NOT sexy,pretty or beautiful.Half her face is covered with a whole make-up shop's counter of slap.she is a disgusting, fucking, whore who has no respect for herself or her stupid fans who claim that her music is amazing.its computerised nonsense.AND!,most of all i hate her for calling AMY LEE(the most talented woman to ever walk the earth) a punked out goth freak.at least shes talented, has an amazing, unique dress sense(unlike tarty britney) and doesnt give two fucks what anyone thinks about her.shes her own person and isnt tryin to cover up her real self.shes not going to wear something because everyone else is and its supposed to be fashionable.shes pretty,sexy(to guys anyway),beautiful and has immense amounts of talent.can britney play an instrument?.... i thought not. i fucking hate the bitch so much. i hate all of these stupid plastic, barbie ,pop singers who think theyre so cool because they are 'famous' and have fans who are only like 10yrs old anyway, so why fucking think your some kind of god??.youre not.britney lovers(eww that makes me cringe)if you have any sense, go buy an evanescence cd now.the songs actually have deepful meanings and have alot of truth in them, perhaps then you'll realise what sad people you realy are and what youve missed out on.AMY LEE FUCKING ROCKS and sadly BRITNEY NEVER WILL. god save amy lee. i love you.xxxxx
Half her face is covered with a whole make-up shop's counter of slap. Britney Spears is gay
by AmyLeeWorshipper October 24, 2005
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