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Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!
Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~
by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019
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Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
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Brandon

A tall and lengthy boi who is skinny and can reach the top shelf when you need him to.
Hey Brandon can you get that toy on the top shelf
by NichThibba October 29, 2019
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brandon

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018
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Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.
Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
Man, I do love my Brandon
by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015
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