brakefast

when you're in a rush to go somewhere in the morning, usually work, & you have to stop at a fast food place or convenient store to purchase breakfast. usually the person has to eat the meal while driving & it might distract them, which can cause an accident, hence brakefast.

guy 1: "hey, did you see that accident on rt.38 this morning ?"

guy 2: "ohh yeah, that was my friend shelly. she had a brakefast & almost totaled her car. lucky she was okay, but the medics said there was eggs, sausage, & pancakes everywhere & she had minor burns from spilling her coffee."

by T-Swizzleee November 16, 2011

brake dancing

the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.

Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"

Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.

by Big Oliver March 14, 2009

the left brake

what dumbasses think is a brake but is actually the clutch on a car

the left brake is not actually a brake, dumbass

by PlayDohMan July 17, 2004

hand brake

if someone is boring and puts a stop to the fun they are a hand brake.

He's no fun, don't invite him out tonight, he'll just be a hand brake.

by Oompa Loompa 73 April 29, 2009

All gas no brakes

1. When you can't stop won't stop.
2. What you do when you play any racing video game.

Yeah, I was zoomin' on Grand Turismo all gas no brakes.

by pilvlp October 11, 2019

Brake whore

One who tailgates a vehicle in front of them and repeatedly taps one's brakes in order to not smash into the vehicle whilst tailgating.

Alex came across a brake whore in the far left lane on the highway. Annoyed, he immediately signaled and switched lanes in order to avoid completely wearing his break pads out.

by SilverMistyPantz October 6, 2009

Brake your fingers

Text version of Shut Up.

Text convo

Boy: Girl u so fine!!

Girl: Shut up!!!

Boy: How am I supposed to shut up Im not saying anything...im typing lol :)

Girl: Fine! Brake your fingers!!

Boy: :(

by smoothblac April 14, 2010