Boyfriend

Someone you don't have because you're simping over that one fictional character

why don't you have a boyfriend?
Cuz i'm in love with someone who doesn't exists and i'm ugly

by Dracoisdaddylol January 2, 2021

Boyfriend

Something you will never have because you are simping way too much over 2D or anime characters...
Finally get it!

She will never have a boyfriend because she is in love with (any anime male)

by Shinyhinatax March 16, 2021

boyfriends

literally the worst webcomic ever.

boyfriends is so ass

by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022

Boyfriend

A clutzy dork who somehow slithered into your life and now you can't shake him. A person who despite their stupidity you love.

"I heard you had a boyfriend."
"Yeah..."
"I am sorry"

by Ineededapseudonym January 20, 2019

non boyfriend boyfriend

a non boyfriend boyfriend, is a really close boy that you've been seeing for awhile and basically are dating, but don't have the relationship status

been seeing one guy for 6 months or more, go out, spend all free time together, hug, kiss, sleep together, just he isn't your 'boyfriend' so he's the non boyfriend boyfriend

by Robyn V. April 29, 2008

Boyfriend

Either A friend who is a boy
Or
Somebody who loves you and then wants you as a wife.

My Boyfriend hasn't touched nor hugged me yet. He is just a friend that is a boy.

by Mathchamp August 14, 2018

Boyfriend

The guy that always hangs out with your crush. They do everything thing together: dance, hug, kiss. He's always the guy that makes you jealous. If you know a boyfriend, you will definitely covet over his girlfriend.

Me: I'm thinking of asking Barbra to the movie.
Bob: you know she has a boyfriend, right?
Me: don't worry, I took karate in first grade, I could take him.
Bob: if a girl has a boyfriend, you're out of luck.

Me: why do all cute girls have boyfriends?
Bob: sorry dude

by Windows2redstone November 23, 2021