by DerangedCoffee January 4, 2017

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by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023

by Truiem July 27, 2024

When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.
My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler September 2, 2024

A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.
Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.
by Jon Narki February 2, 2010
