A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
Get the country blumpkin mug.When you recieve a "run of the mill" blumpkin, however, you end it by forcing the givers head into the toilet bowl on which you sit, shoving their face into your fecal matter...
by chasdook November 15, 2004
Get the Dunkin Blumpkin mug.Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.
My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.
by John Slivka January 1, 2007
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Get the country blumpkin mug.The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.
Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.
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Get the wet blumpkin mug.While you are sitting on the toilet, taking a crap, you're partner is giving you a blow job wearing a sombrero, which is filled with tortilla chips and salsa. Upon finishing, your partner looks up and says "Ole!"
While in the bathroom relieving myself of the taco bell I ate earlier, my partner came in and gave me a blumpkin fiesta!
by sedonamaei October 16, 2010
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