To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blueberry surprise! Then told that bitch to make me a sandwich."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
Hugo - "Nice dude."
by BrokenCYDEisCool July 25, 2009
Get the Blueberry Surprisemug. When you pound a girl so hard that the inside of her puss is either bruised or injured in some way. That's a blueberry taco. Good game, vagina.
I nailed Jen so hared last night that she got a Blueberry Taco -- she'll be out of action for awhile...
by DAFTONE4401 May 8, 2009
Get the Blueberry Tacomug. Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her
by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019
Get the blueberry puddingmug. describes people who already "main" Viego on league, who dive in thinking they are the ruined king of fuck mountain, and end up getting blueballed, cc'd to hell and sent back to base. Also attributed to the blue tint of the character.
Viego: "I'm going in"
Team pings danger
Viego dives the low health Jinx, gets Blitzkrank hooked into Darius hook into Malzahar silence into Udyr bear stance, and the Jinx doubles back to drop chompers on him.
Viego: "this champ is so underpowered."
Team: "Or you're just a Blueberry Viego, ripe for the picking."
Team pings danger
Viego dives the low health Jinx, gets Blitzkrank hooked into Darius hook into Malzahar silence into Udyr bear stance, and the Jinx doubles back to drop chompers on him.
Viego: "this champ is so underpowered."
Team: "Or you're just a Blueberry Viego, ripe for the picking."
by Lioncat101 January 30, 2021
Get the Blueberry Viegomug. Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
by ianelectro March 18, 2013
Get the Blueberry Nightmaremug. by ameñia April 24, 2019
Get the old blueberrymug. by Flaselgoic24 November 6, 2022
Get the blueberry chunkmug.