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Bloosie

A booty that is beyond beautiful. It is really big but not nasty. It can still keep its composure. This type of booty or new era of booty is found in Atlanta Georgia and mostly in Afro-American females.
Buffie the body, Pinky, Halle berry, Beyonce Knowles, etc.
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She got a Bloosie booty.
by siravaj July 20, 2009
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Blööp

The act of saying a word while belching.
Human 1: *burps the word blööp*
Human 2: Did you just blööp the word "blööp"?
by Don Ranchero November 29, 2019
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bloodstainedglitterpony

the most sexiest dude ever, but hes also a baka 🤤 my sussy little imposter
"dude you're not mutuals with bloodstainedglitterpony? thats gay."
by ronniethecommie March 18, 2021
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Bloons TD Battles 2

A game made by Ninja Kiwi, which is Bloons TD 6 + Bloons TD Battles combined to take on against your adversaries with hero towers and monkey towers to pop bloons, survive, rush and win games.
"Playing Bloons TD Battles 2 is surely fun and great when it comes to the awesomeness!"
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
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92 Bishop Bloods

Blood gang set in Kinston, NC primarily, though not exclusively, located in Tha Berg.
Guy 1: Bruh, what set you from?
Guy 2: Man I roll wit them 92 Bishop Bloods.
by BigBadBangBoom December 29, 2013
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Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!
by Acoolboy February 27, 2022
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Bloop

From Wikipedia:

Bloop or The Bloop is a mysterious ultra-low and extremely powerful underwater frequency detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.

The sound, traced to somewhere around 50° S 100° W (a remote point in the south Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America), was detected several times by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array. This system was developed as an autonomous array of hydrophones that could be deployed in any oceanographic region to monitor specific phenomena. It is primarily used to monitor undersea seismicity, ice noise, and marine mammal population and migration. This is a stand alone system designed and built by NOAA's Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory (PMEL) to augment the U.S. Navy SOund SUrveillance System (SOSUS), equipment originally designed to detect Soviet submarines.
TL;DR: The Bloop is a shit-pants sound coming from the bottom of the fucking ocean. The sound went across the entire South Pacific and was picked up by underwater recorders placed pretty much all around the ocean. To make matters even creepier, it is louder than any underwater creature ever recorded. Multiple sounds were recorded around the same year which were dubbed Whistle, Train, Slow Down, Julia, and Upsweep.

And yet another thing that makes Bloop even fucking scarier is the fact that the sounds were at a special frequency that shows that these were in-fact made by living things at the very bottom of the ocean. And in the H.P. Lovecraft (the guy that wrote about things like Shoggoth, Cthuluhu, and others) books, it states that the place where Cthuluhu sleeps is located almost exactly where The Bloop was traced. What the unholy fuck. Not to mention Lovecraft died 60 years before these sounds were ever recorded.

I played The Bloop when my cat was in the room and my cat went fucking apeshit. I'm not kidding.
by Mister Cookie October 29, 2012
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