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Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.
The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.
by Whitey McPaul January 3, 2009
mugGet the Bloody Sombreromug.

bloody hell

a phrase used by those in England, and certain other parts of the world including Australia

and if you're around someone who says this long enough, you'll start saying it. it's a catchy phrase

'Bloody Hell' doesn't mean exactly what it says, though. it's a less-vulgar way of saying fuck
*stubs toe*
OH BLOODY HELL
*distant claps for not saying fuck*
by ohdearymizzle June 1, 2018
mugGet the bloody hellmug.

Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
by Dylong October 28, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Exportmug.

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Potatomug.

bloody rhino

The act of a male partner who has a strap-on on his forehead, who's female partner is bent over exposing the anus. The male is at a respectable distance of 10 to 20 feet, who then charges full speed towards said partner's anus. Thus causing exteame pain and often bleeding of the anus.
Little jimmy gave Sally sue a bloody rhino on thier honey moon. They kept taking turns all night untill the pain was unbearable.
by Kevinthekucumber January 11, 2017
mugGet the bloody rhinomug.

bloody tops

I loved Kill Bill; it's bloody tops!
by Chellos September 26, 2007
mugGet the bloody topsmug.

nutty bloody

A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.
The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!
by Uncle J J May 25, 2005
mugGet the nutty bloodymug.

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