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Frog in a blender

When a female partner carries syphilys, and is on her period engages in a a sexual act where a penis acts as a blender producing a green and red substance in the woman’s uterus.
Jane and Marcus participated in a frog in a blender.
by Horsecock489 January 1, 2025
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Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.
The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.
by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Blendered

You will be blendered
by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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Blender

The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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